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• 1.Worse 更糟
• Kevin: My wife and I argue a lot. She is very touchy -- the least thing sets her off. Christopher: Youre lucky. Mine is a self-starter. 凯文：我和老婆...
• 2.Who's in Heaven? 谁在天堂？
• An elderly gentleman had passed away. His grief-stricken widow missed him so much that she could not sleep a wink for days. On one sleepless night, sh...
• 3.That is my husband 那是我丈夫
• Did the children behave when you bathed them? inquired the mistress to the new French nurse, when she returned home from the party. All but the bigges...
• 4.A puzzling problem 难题
• Well, Sam, Ill tell you how it is, you see, I married a widow, and this widow had a daughter. Then my farther, being a widower, married our daughter, ...
• 5.Kiss in the Park 公园里的接吻
• A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately kissing Why dont you do that? said the wife. Honey, replie...
• 6.A metaphorical example 隐喻性的例子
• A young wife didn't know the difference between direct and indirect taxation, so she asked her husband about it. Her husband said: Well, I'll give you...
• 7.Think of the good side 想想好的一面
• After a funeral, a friend comforted the new widow and said: Don't always think of sad side, and you should try to think of the good side. The widow th...
• 8.Artificial intelligence
• Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? A: Artificial intelligence....
• 9.Please Hang Up and Try Again
• A man calls home to check in with his wife, to let her know he'll be home early, when suddenly, a strange woman answers. The confused man inquires, ''...
• 10.Jehovah's Witness And Hell's Angels
• Q: What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witness with a Hell's Angels motorcycle gang member? A: Someone who comes to your door and tells you to s...