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• 1.Buffalo Beer Analogy
• A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are k...
• 2.He Said, She Said
• He said...I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said...You wear pants don't you? He said...Shall we try swapping posit...
• 3.The Horse Whisperer
• A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. In front of him he see's a big jar full of money and a little card that reads: Hello, if you would like to...
• 4.Nice Motto
• Life Insurance Agent: Don't let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it tonight, and if you wake up in the morning, let me know what you think....
• 5.Your horse called
• A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly, he is knocked almost senseless by his wife, who stands behind him holding a ...
• 6.Indecision 2007
• Warren was sitting alone in his office one night when a Genie popped up out of his ashtray. And what will your third wish be? Warren looked at the Gen...
• 7.A One Eyed Man At A Proctologist Exam
• A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye. He was worried for a while, but there were no ill effec...
• 8.Sadism And Bestiality And Necrophilia
• This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a concerned look on his face. Doc, he says, I'm worried. It's that dream. I'm having it again. What d...
• 9.Coffee Breaks
• Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them....
• 10.Polish American Indian
• A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices that sh...