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• 1.Funny. Short. Different.
• Aspire to inspire before you expire. ~~~~~ My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine. ~~~~~ Frustration is trying to find your glasses wit...
• 2.Make the number equal
• At pilots training back in the Air Corps they taught us, Always try to keep the number of landings you make equal to the number of take offs you make....
• 3.Making some changes
• I dialed a number and got the following recording: I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in ...
• 4.A Hernia Operation
• One doctor operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and took the balls out and kept it on the table. At the end of the operation he wan...
• 5.New Year's Adjustments
• After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to ge...
• 6.Fines
• On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male ...
• 7.This Company is Like A Tree Full Of Monkeys
• This company is like a tree full of monkeys: all on different branches, at different levels. Some monkeys are climbing up, some down. The monkeys on t...
• 8.Life after Death
• Do you believe in life after death? the boss asked one of his employees. Yes, sir, the new employee replied. Well, then, that makes everything just fi...
• 9.The Water Pistol
• When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the ne...
• 10.The Mood Ring
• My husband bought me a mood ring the other day. When I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bed mood, it leaves a red mark on his foehead....