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• 1.Slot Machine
• A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a local store. After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the machine. She...
• 2.Blonde Car Accident
• One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car...
• 3.A Pregnant Woman And A Lightbulb
• Q: What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? A: You can unscrew a light bulb!...
• 4.Car Troubles
• An blond was driving home on the freeway after work when she was hit by a hailstorm that left her car completely dented all over. She decided to go to...
• 5.Maternal Miracles
• A woman went to her doctor's office where she was seen by a young new doctor. After about four minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her sh...
• 6.The Moral of the Story
• A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment: To get their parent to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids ...
• 7.How about the kitchen? 去厨房怎么样？
• Jack told his wife, Helen, that he wanted to spend his vacation where he had never been before. Helen said, How about the kitchen? 杰克对他的妻子海伦说...
• 8.An imaginative wife 想象能力丰富的妻子
• A woman had a desire to have her portrait painted, and her husband engaged the best artist he could find. During one of the sittings , the wife made a...
• 9.Blondes At A Lightbulb
• Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911. Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb....
• 10.A Conversation with Mom
• Mother: 'Hello?' Daughter: 'Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight?' Mother: 'You're going out?' Daughter: 'Yes.' Mother: 'With whom?' Daughter...