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• 1.Lawyers in the Park
• A guy from Czechslovakia was visiting his cousin the lawyer in California, and they went for a hike in Yellowstone Park. While they were hiking they w...
• 2.Lawyer One Liners #1
• ** How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer? She has an uncontrollable craving for baloney. ** How does an attorney sleep? Fi...
• 3.Lawyer One Liners #2
• ** How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? ** How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. On...
• 4.Lawyer One Liners #3
• ** What do you call a lawyer gone bad? Senator. ** What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? Your Honor. ** What do you get when you cross a bad pol...
• 5.Lawyer One Liners #4
• ** What do you throw to a drowning lawyer? His partners. ** What happens when you cross a pig with a lawyer? Nothing. There are some things a pig won'...
• 6.Lawyer One Liners #5
• ** What's the difference between God and a lawyer? God doesn't think he's a lawyer. ** Did you hear about the terrorists who took a whole courtroom fu...
• 7.Know When YOU'RE
• Fellow 1: Now my grandfather, he knew the exact day of the year that he was going to die. It was the right year too. Not only that, but he knew what t...
• 8.An Honest Lawyer?
• An investment counsellor went out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realised she needed an in-h...
• 9.Standing in Line
• This long line of people are queueing up to get served in a shop. Suddenly one bloke starts massaging the person in front's back. The other bloke imme...
• 10.Why Should I not get
• A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she was not sure that it was such a go...