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• 1.Psychiatrist 精神病医生
• Jerry went to a psychiatrist. Doc, he said, I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy! Just put ...
• 2.All-purpose Dissolvent 万能溶剂
• A young man saw Edison, said, I want to develop a sort of all-purpose dissolvent, by which can dissolve all materials. Edison asked a question in repl...
• 3.As the Elegant Demeanor Was 风采依旧
• Chaucer was over seventy, but he was not convinced of his age. At a time he boasted: My physical strength is as strong as that I was young. The opposi...
• 4.Very stupid robbers 两个笨贼
• Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, I hear sirens. Jump! The second one said, But we're on the 13 th floor! The first one screame...
• 5.Another Engine Is Down 又一个引擎出了故障
• A Boeing 747 was flying in the night sky of the Pacific Ocean. The captain got on the loud speaker, Travellers, one of our engines was out of order, t...
• 6.Frog 青蛙
• The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, Now I'll show you this frog in my pocket. He then reached into his pocket and pulled out a ch...
• 7.Fight Competition
• The shopkeeper was dismayed（吃惊） when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS. He ...
• 8.Stupid Question
• Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city. Everyday, thousands of people passed his door, and a lot of them stopped and asked him, What's the time, ...
• 9.Who Signed the Declaration of Independence
• A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. Johnny, who signed the Declaration of Independence? He said, Damn if I know. She was a little put out（激...
• 10.Goldfish 金鱼
• Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them? Stan: In the bathroom 。 Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath? Sta...